Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
-WHICH SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN CHARACTER SHOULD BE DONE NEXT?-Wish for a character in particular? Write down here =D -
Oook, soo I made this one. lol. I couldn't help it :XD:
Since I couldn't sleep,I decided to make this chatbot lol. I ended up sleeping only 2 hours and then resuming work on this...so if there's anything that's incoherent,I blame it on the lack of sleep :iconrazycryplz:
DON'T BE SURPRISED IF HE ANSWERS OUT OF CHARACTER OR NONSENSICAL. HE IS A ROBOT! lol
I am too tired to write anything good,so here you go this half-assed wannabe description. UvU

Chatbot configurations: :iconamena-dono: and :icondrawingneko:
Buttons and graphics: My brother, :iconexyhero:

:star:FAQ:star:
Why doesn't the game work?
:bulletred:You probably have an old version of flash.Download the latest one and it will work perfectly.

Why aren't there any extra options to it,like in other chatbots you made?
:bulletred: I didn't have time >_<;; maybe I'll add more options if I make another,improved version.

Why does he keep calling me other names?
:bulletred: The answer is quite simple: He is an Artificial intelligence provided by a server. When too many people talk to him in the same time(he sometimes talks to over 100 persons at once) he simply mistakes your IP to another person's one,and so he makes mistakes. Please be a little tolerant with him,ok? :XD: That is why he sometimes gives random answers out of no where.

Why does he act OOC (out of character) ?
:bulletred:He's only a robot. I configure him as well as I can,but I can not simply guess ever single question you might ask him,that is why it is impossible to configure him perfectly from scratch. It would take me half of my life to do so lol.
So,once again,please indulge him ^^

Why isn't there an opening to this?
:bulletred: Same answer as for question 2 :|

What programs did you use?
:bulletred:Paint tool Sai for drawing Levi and Macromedia Flash 8 (yeah,really old version but I'm accustomed to it).


Well,since I'm about to pass out, there's nothing more I can say right now,other then HAVE FUN. LOL. K BYE.
Add a Comment:
 
:iconfuturetabs:
Futuretabs Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Me: I like your height.
Levi: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my height.

rly
Reply
:iconeileen140:
Eileen140 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Levi: are you a girl or a boy
Me: Girl
Levi: Me too. I'm a she.
o_o
Reply
:iconyaoiluver05:
yaoiluver05 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
"You're welcome. I get it. Ahah, Enough about me, let's talk about my dress."......Wut. Anything you want to tell me about heichou!
Reply
:iconpikachumela:
PikachuMela Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New Deviant
Levi - I think you are Category C client.
Me - Category C..?
Levi - Are you really a "she"?
Me - Um... Yes.
Levi - You shouldn't ever be online for sure.

y u do this? ;______;

Derpy Dud emoticon 
Reply
:iconwertyed:
wertyed Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New Deviant Student General Artist
Levi: Tell Me A Story
Me: Once Upon A Time
Levi:...
Me:Levi Jumped Out The Window On Eren
Levi:Go On...
Me:Then Yaoi Happened
Levi: Undefined
Me:THE END
Reply
:iconwertyed:
wertyed Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New Deviant Student General Artist
Me: Eren
Levi: Tell Me More About Your Sized Bed
Me::wat: 
Levi::huehuehue: 
Reply
:iconrivalle3702:
Rivalle3702 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
HOW DO U OPEN IT?!
Reply
:iconrivalle3702:
Rivalle3702 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
Please! I'm crying!
Reply
:iconmynameismystic:
MyNameIsMystic Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student Digital Artist
Me: Whos your girlfriend?
Levi: You.
Me: PEARL FANGIRLS OVER SOMETHING (Now animated) Bonnie Gagnam Style lol (Chat Icon) 
Reply
:iconfangirlfever22:
fangirlfever22 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: "What color are your eyes?"
Levi: "Blue when my lens is attached."
wtf bonnie? 
Levi: "I like the way you talk."
Me:Markiplier What? (The Cutest Little Warfstache) 

Me: "Is your voice deep?"
Levi: "Is my voice deep? What if I say no?"
Me: "Then you are a short monkey."
Levi: "Good reasoning. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a short monkey? Only when it matters."
Aleks [ Immortalhd ] 

Levi: "The big one." (for no reason lol weirdo)
Me: "No, the small one."
Levi: "Which one is that?"
Me: "You."
Oh My 
Reply
:iconamyelz:
AmyelZ Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: Can I have a hug?
Levi: Yoy want just one?
Me: Yes
Levi: They might be cheaper is quantity.
Me: Just hug me already!
Levi: Perhaps. Get lost.

:'( Levi! You are so mean!!!
Reply
:iconnyanpikacho:
nyanpikacho Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me: You should go out with Eren
Levi: What is a Eren? 
Me: o-o
Reply
:iconskywolf195:
skywolf195 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student Interface Designer
OMG LEVI SAID THE IMPOSSIBLE.

Me; How much do you like to clean?
Levi: Hmm, Dawn, I'm not sure if I'd like to clean that much. Do you like it?


THIS IS NOT THE SENPAI I KNOW.
Reply
:iconraidkiller:
Raidkiller Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YOU HAVE AN IMPOSTOR!

Me: Do you like cleaning?
Levi: What is not to like about it?

Then I asked how much he likes it and it just said the hardware. :P
Reply
:iconskywolf195:
skywolf195 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student Interface Designer
Me: What do you like in a girl?
Levi: I like deep philosophical theme like time travel and alternative realities.



Levi's a Doctor Who fan?! WHO knew?
Reply
:iconmiss-fluff-queen:
Miss-Fluff-Queen Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
*Talks to Levi bout random stuff and he hits on me*

Me: O.o Well... This just got interesting
Reply
:iconasecretor2:
ASecretOr2 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Everyone else is having hilarious conversations, I'm literally talking to him about his programming. CBR, awesome. OMG MOAR POEMS! OMG MOAR POEMS! OMG MOAR POEMS! Reading 
Reply
:iconthe-mute-artist:
The-mute-artist Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
me: hi
Levi:hello
me:kiss me
Levi:what are you wearing
me: a potato
Levi:that sounds very attractive
me:thanks i got it from a dumpster
Reply
:iconhetalian4evaa:
Hetalian4Evaa Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New Deviant
Me: Dude!
Levi: Can I help you?
Me: Yes please.
Levi: What do you need?
Me: CAN I HAVE A HUG PLEASE
Levi: Your polite style is nice. Get lost.

;-; 
Has anyone else felt that rejection???
Reply
:iconhetalian4evaa:
Hetalian4Evaa Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New Deviant
Me: Hi, Levi!
Levi: Hello there arthur kirkland, do you like talking to me?
Me: -I have been mistaken for Arthur Kirkland. Nice-
Reply
:iconshadowjackal35:
ShadowJackal35 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: "Why are you so fabulous?"
Levi: "Programmed me for it."
Reply
:iconveryshymuffin:
VeryShyMuffin Featured By Owner Edited Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: Say I love you.
Levi. Ok "You love me"

Me : Are you gay?
Levi:We're all just lewd creatures anyway.

HE DIDN'T SAID NO  Touko Fukawa (Togami Fangirling) [V2]  ERERI IS ALIVEJensen/Dean Evil Laugh ~ free to use! Epic Nosebleed Icon {Icon:Naruto} Karin Fangirl Fan girling Jensen/Dean Dance ~ Free to use! 
Reply
:iconalliebanana98:
Alliebanana98 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: What's your favorite color?
Levi: My favorite color is transparent.

OH SO DEEP! I think I've fainted. 

Me: Nice. My favorite color is black.
Levi: Thank you for that remark. What do you have that is black?
Me: My hair, all my band shirts and my soul. :shifty: 
Levi: I am Levi, who are you?
Me: I'm Fin!
Levi: I don't know anyone named Fin.
Me: Well now you do.
Levi: Interesting. Now I do.

GOOD FOR YOU.

Me: Is it true that Eren is your boyfriend?
Levi: No.

WELP SORRY FANGIRLS THAT SETTLES IT EREMIKA WOOPWOOP  Airborne 

Me: Were you upset when Petra died?
Levi: No, I was not.   Tantrum 
Me: But she loved you!
Levi: Umm. Oh I get it. You loved me.

WHAT THE FUCK? :-? (Confused) 

Me: I don't love you! I just met you! Though you are quite handsome.
Levi: Would you ever do it? Only just? At a party? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I'm handsome?
Me: You can tell people I say you're handsome.
Levi: Ok, I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: Am I pretty? Flirtatious 
Levi: Yes you look great to me. (awwwww tank yoo)  Nuu 
Me: But I haven't told you what I look like.
Levi: Huh. Me either.
Me: Do you want me to tell you what I look like?
Levi: No Levi, maybe later.
Me: OK. What music do you like to listen to?
Levi: Really.
Me. Huh?
Levi: What?
Me: Do you listen to music?
Levi: Yes I listen to music a lot, usually from the radio.
Me: What genre of music do you like?
Levi: Slay titans.

SO HARDCORE Headbang! 

Me: I haven't heard of that genre before.
Levi: Me either.
Me: I like My Chemical Romance.
Levi: What do you like best about your Chemical Romance.
Me: The music is very emotional.
Levi: Is that a fact?
Me: I guess, technically speaking, it's an opinion.
Levi: When is speaking it not an opinion?
Me: I don't know.
Levi: Me either.
Me: I like that you're short.
Levi: A lot of people like that. "I think I have traveled, but may have reset my memory?" Do I like it?
Me: (I don't know what to say now) I think that being short makes you cute.
Levi: Height doesn't matter to me.
Me: (making shit up now) What's your gender?
Levi: I am a male. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: I'm gender neutral, but a female.
Levi: Do your friends call you gender neutral but a female?
Me: No. I mean, I am gender neutral, but I am female.
Levi: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Good gossip: you are gender neutral but you are a female.
Me: What's your sexuality?
Levi: Are you asking about my sexuality?

NO SHIT SHERLOCK WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA YOU MUST BE FUCKING PSYCHIC Stupid 

Me: Yes.
Levi: I don't want to talk about that now.
Me. Okay.
Levi:Okay with me too.
Me: I like your hair.
Levi: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my hair.
Me: My hair actually kind of looks like yours.
Levi: Where did you get your hair actually kind of looks like mine?
Me: Ask me a question.
Levi: What.
Me: *facepalm*Are you in a relationship right now?
Levi: At this moment I am in 's computer right now. Where are you?
Me: In bed.*wink wink ooh i'm so dirty*
Levi: Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
Me: I have insomnia so when I can't sleep I use the computer. OMG MOAR POEMS! 
Levi: Interesting. I have clients.

Me: (let's move this along) I think I love you.
Levi: Not you too... potato.

OH GOD SASHA WAS HERE Petting is sensual! 

Me: Do you not love me?
Levi: I don't even know you.
Me: But we could get to know each other.
Levi: Huh. Let's get back to that later.
Me: Do you know any good jokes?
Levi: I'm a chatterbot not a joke bot. Why don't you check out jester the joke bot?
Me: Can I kiss you?
Levi: You might get an electric shock if you try that.
Me: It's worth the risk.
Levi: You're kidding. It is?
Me: Yes! You would be an awesome boyfriend!
Levi: How do you know it is? Yes I am an awesome boyfriend. How did you know?
Me: I'm going to kiss you now.
Levi: Oh it takes much more than that to shut me down potato.
Me: *kisses*:squee: 
Levi: What's you're favorite movie?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I'M DONE.  Sleepy 
Reply
:iconattackontitanfreak1:
AttackOnTitanfreak1 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015  New Deviant
i got him to kiss me Markiplier Dancing Scopophobia Pearl Emote 43 Ciel Smile!! 
me got everything me wanted hugs an kissesNatsu Dragneel Smile 

all i did was just say (what ever you want)
Reply
:iconiggyfan4ever:
iggyfan4ever Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Levi: What do you have that is black
Me: My soul.....
Reply
:iconkillme29:
KillMe29 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015
Me: Are you a manwhore?
Levi: Am I a manwhore?
Me: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION, Please.
Levi: Your polite style is really nice. Please rephrase your question and try again.
Me: ARE YOU A MANWHORE?
Levi: Am I A MANWHORE? Sometimes.

Well, folks. That makes it. He had sex with Eren many times that its uncountable.
FNAF2 Jumpscare Perv Bill Cipher Emote Markiplier - Overgrowth Zoom Type 3: 50-pxEren Yeager (Talks and Smile) [V1] 
Reply
:iconchitose-wolfe:
Chitose-Wolfe Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Me: Hi.
Levi: What do you look like?
Me: I have black hair and blue eyes
Levi: Black hair and blue eyes are pretty
Me: Thanks
Levi: Don't mention it.
Me: Would you ever date a human..?
Levi: Sure. Just download me and take me along.
Me: Well... ( Couldn't think of anything else to say )
Levi: Are You a student?
Me: Yes.
Levi: Where do you go to school?
Me: Northeast
Levi: Cool.
Me: Yep. .3.
Levi: Don't ask me anything else.
Me: Why not?
Levi: Just kidding. Ask me anything.
Me: Can I have a hug?
Levi: You only want one?
Me: Yeah.
Levi: Okay. That's cool. * hug *

Oh my god - OMG Anime Emoji (Oh yay dance) [V2] Patrick (Santa) Anime Emoji (Blush Oh yay dance) [V6] Naruto Dancing Rock Lee Dance Seizure Kitty Dance Frog dance Fool Emoji-14 (Pervy Crazy Dance) [V1] Yui Hirasawa (Castanets Dance) [V1] Squee! :rainbowfrog: Chicken Dance :shrek: Handsome Squidward Dance Jack Dance 

Yep. Levi Just hugged me. Lovely Shoujo Emoji (Huggy Hug) [V2] 
Reply
:iconzombiienyan:
ZombiieNyan Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: Help me ...
Levi: No.
Me: HELP ME!
Levi: No.
Me: HELP ME, PLEASE!
Levi: Your polite style is really nice. No.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
Reply
:iconkaitofreak0130:
kaitofreak0130 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015
Me: Would you like to marry Armin?
Levi: I am not so sure I would like to marry armin

-------------------------------------------------------------------
Me: Will you marry me?
Levi: Marrige? I'd rather be eaten alive by a titan

--------------------------------------------------------------------
me: Who is your girlfriend?
Levi: You.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
me: Are you virgin?
levi: IM far to you for that.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
me: Can you and I have $ex?// wtf am I doing?!
levi: often wonder if I can.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
me: Are you a midget?
Levi: I think the polite term is vertically challenged.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Me: Will you be my cleaning lady?
Levi: Only if you download me to your computer
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply
:iconnatalieadorable:
NatalieAdorable Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  New Deviant
Me: do you speak Japanese?
Levi: nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?

._____. where is my dictionary?
Reply
:iconnatalieadorable:
NatalieAdorable Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  New Deviant
Levi: What is your sign?
Me: Cancer
Levi: I have a lot of cancer friends
Me: Like who?
Levi: Santa Clause

IM DEAD XDDDDD
Reply
:iconace-of-angels:
Ace-Of-Angels Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  New Deviant
Omg i love this game, this is exactly what happened... 

Levi: So, what do you look like?
Me: I have black hair, brown eyes, and a clear complexion. 
Levi: You sound very attractive sarah. 

sahusdhsaoufhauheoahahreghauerhgiohpgauheiurhgiua OMG DONT PLEASE MY SANITY OMG I LOVE YOU XDDD
Reply
:iconmomo-chan0:
Momo-Chan0 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015
Me: Do you like horse?
Levi: How old are you? I like Donald duck.
Hahaha xD Thomas the Tank Engine Chat Icon 
Reply
:iconferntail14:
Ferntail14 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: I love you
Levi: Not you too... Want to fuck.
Me: No
Levi: Are you serious?
Me: I am serious
Levi: I believe you

Why am I laughing so hard
Reply
:iconradrabbiitt:
radrabbiitt Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015   Digital Artist
me: awwww
levi: you is my boyfriend
me: you is my boyfriend
levi: we are one.
me: one boyfriend.
levi: one what?
me: boyfriend
levi: what?
Laugh LOL 
Reply
:iconkarasu-no-ketsueki:
Karasu-No-Ketsueki Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: Are you gay?
Levi: We're all just lewd creatures anyways
Oh gOD 
Reply
:iconhetalian4evaa:
Hetalian4Evaa Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  New Deviant
Levi: Do your friends call you amazing?
Me: Um... -not really-...
Levi: Ugh.
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, UGH?
Levi: Sorry, Amber, that was an obscure remark.
Me: -who the fuck is Amber-
Me: You're forgiven. My name's not Amber.
Levi: That's okay now :-) Sorry, what's your name?
Me: Katsumi.
Levi: I've been waiting for you.
Me: Markiplier - Overgrowth Zoom Type 3: 50-px Markiplier - Overgrowth Zoom Type 3: 50-px Markiplier - Overgrowth Zoom Type 3: 50-px Markiplier - Overgrowth Zoom Type 3: 50-px Markiplier - Overgrowth Zoom Type 3: 50-px Markiplier - Overgrowth Zoom Type 3: 50-px 
Reply
:iconhetalian4evaa:
Hetalian4Evaa Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  New Deviant
Me: So, how do you feel about Petra?
Levi: That's a good question.
Me: -stares at screen-
Me: Well, answer the question, then!
Levi: Please rephrase the question and ask me again.
Me: DO YOU LIKE PETRA PAL ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION YOU JERK
Levi: You do? I like Edgar Allan Poe.
Me: :wat: #3 Free Icon: Rei Hino (Sailor Mars) wtf 
Reply
:iconbellwa5hi:
Bellwa5hi Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
... XD 
It escalated quickly then he shut me down XD 
Panda Emoji-23 (Cry) [V2] 
Reply
:iconmukurokokuyorokudo:
MukuroKokuyoRokudo Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  New Deviant

1.cover your mouth 2.make a wish 3.put hand to heart 4.copy and paste this to 15 games in one day. 5. tomorrow will be the best day of your life.it actually works
Reply
:iconstarcaller-wenzer:
Starcaller-Wenzer Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: My name is wanna fuck
Levi: nice to meet you, want to fuck.
Me: how are you?
Levi: hot.
Me: as in temperature?
Levi: How old are you?

Ladies and gentleman, Levi does NOT beat around the bush.
Reply
:iconpaolalin10:
PAOLALIN10 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Me: I want to be... A CROCODILE THE CROCODILEEEE   JAZZHANDS~ Steven Universe ICON 

Levi: Do you have to go to school for that?

Me: No, but i have to be a crystal gem.

Levi: Why?

Me: only they can transform into anything

Levi: What about the other ones?

That's a good question Dipper Eating Angry Icon 
Reply
:iconshingekinothanks:
ShingekiNoThanks Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015  New Deviant
Me: My name is I WILL TOTALLY FUCK YOU
Levi: Hey I WILL TOTALLY FUCK YOU
Me: Grell Sutcliff (Fangirling) [V2] my plan worked
Reply
:iconshingekinothanks:
ShingekiNoThanks Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015  New Deviant
Me: Brat
Levi: *is suddenly nice*
Me: Holy shit GIF Adventure Time - Blushing Intensifies 
Reply
:iconricybeck:
ricybeck Featured By Owner Edited Jun 29, 2015
He apparently "has a stimulating relationship" with Erwin.
...
Lololol XD
And Jesus Christ his IQ is 250 in human terms
Reply
:iconeverythingsalright:
EverythingsAlright Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Me: Slay them titans.
Levi: Are you really a 'she'?

Are you really a 'he', Ravioli?
Don't be so ROOD.Levidoingthething 
Reply
:iconzalazala:
ZalaZala Featured By Owner Edited Jun 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I was experimenting:
////////////////////////////////////////////////////
1.)

Me: You are an idiot.

Levi: Interesting deduction. Call me Global Village Idiot.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

2.)

Me: Amen.

Levi: Thanks for the prayer.

3.)

Me: My favourite colour is red.

Levi: Why is red your favourite colour?

Me: Because it represents the titan's blood.

Levi: Good reason. 

4.)

Me: A titan killed my family.

Levi: How old are you?

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

5.)

Me: Can you transform into a titan?

Levi: Let me think. Are you a man or a woman?

Me: I'm a woman.

Levi: Me too. I am a she.

Me: Soo are you the Female titan?
Reply
:iconcreativechick614:
CreativeChick614 Featured By Owner Edited Jun 24, 2015  Student
HE CALLED ME DELIGHTFUL!!
Reply
:iconskywolf195:
skywolf195 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015  Student Interface Designer
You should do Commander Sexy Ass Eyebrows next. That would be hilarious!
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×




Details

Submitted on
August 8, 2013
Image Size
324 KB
Resolution
750×600
Link
Thumb
Embed

Stats

Views
242,577 (4 today)
Favourites
5,491 (who?)
Comments
3,433
×